Leduxorcising
Verb • A method of driving demons from one’s body invented by Pud Wonsleski from Leduc. “Yeah, the wife didn’t think little Jeffy needed a leduxorcising at first, but all she had to do was see him throw up green stuff, babble in tongues, and scream for no apparent reason and she was convinced. Jeffy is seven months old, why do you ask?”

Pantric Hypnosis
Noun • A form of hypnosis conducted with the aid of a frying pan. “Pantric hypnosis works pretty well. Just get some people from the audience up onstage. Make sure they are comfortably seated, then smoke them on the face with the pan and tell them to go to sleep. Nine out of 10 times it works. If they don’t sleep, I tell them to seizure. I’m pretty good at what I do.”

Urinetine Gold
Noun • Edmonton’s only recycled beer company. “They say that it isn’t but I’m pretty sure
Urinetine Gold is just cold urine. But hey, it’s cheap.”