n Fri, Sept, 15, Full Moon Folk Club (St. Basil’s Cultural Centre, 10819-71 Ave.), 7 pm

Don’t get lonesome, go celebrate the start of the Full Moon Folk Club’s 2006/07 season as an all-star cast of Alberta’s finest folkies perform the tear-soaked heartbreak of country legend Hank Williams. Oooooh, Lordy.

UNDEROATH

n Sat, Sept 16, Edmonton Events Centre (WEM), 7 pm

Seasoned Florida-based metalcore outfit brings the noise to a newly re-christened Red’s, along with floor-shakers Moneen and Silverstein.

GEOFF BERNER

n Sun, Sept 17, Blue Chair Café (9624-76 Ave.), 7:30 pm

Self-proclaimed "Whiskey Rabbi" Berner squeezes his accordion up close and personal, with the help of fellow roots-man Dave Lang.

MARIAH CAREY, BUSTA RHYMES

n Thu, Sept 21, Rexall Place (7424-118 Ave.), 7:30 pm

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