Okay, so we've all seen the evidence that this person exists. He compensates for his short dick, not by conventional routes such as buying an offensive car, but by breaking glass in Whyte Avenue storefronts. Seems he has a list, and is giving each of these merchants their own turn. There have been countless episodes.

He probably reads SEE as well, 'cause when he's done with it, he pitches the works to the wind so that everyone can enjoy the sight of it flying, muddied and forlorn, down the street. Sometimes, he empties the contents of the newsstand box onto the street. Maybe he'll see this. Maybe one of his groupies will (he's obviously hot stuff).

If I ever see this misguided soul practicing his particularly gruesome artform, anywhere, I'm going to send him to the  dentist for some emergency reconstruction. If you know this disturbed motherfucker, tell him to watch his back.